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Jett Superior laid this on you on || May 4, 2007 || 10:08 pm

And lest I forget:

Boys who have only just met you and refer to your breasts as ‘ta-tas’ should be shot in the face with a potato gun. Like, fifty-eight or a hundred times.

Stacy Keach is on television. Stacy Keach sure is creepy. I’m turning the teevee off.


UPDATE, eleven-thirty-five cee ess tee: Apparently The Spudgun Technology Center is up for grabs. Why the hell don’t I ever have a quarter of a million dollars when I need it??

4 worked it out »

  1. Man, have you heard how they make fries? Shooting potatoes out of a gun, aiming them at a thick gauze and voila? So sweet.

  2. skillzy 5.5.2007

    “Chesticles” is one I’ve always liked…

    Tatas is kind of cheesy. Especially when you can pretty much take any noun and use it to refer to breasts and people will know what you’re talking about. Having said that, I don’t usually discuss boobs with girls I just met. Once I know you, though, look out. Me and the receptionist had a long talk about erect nipples the other day. Apparently some people don’t notice them. I’m not one of those people.

  3. marc 5.8.2007

    Damn. I was taught that “ta-tas” was the polite form. Growing up it was “bozangas” (takes a bite of soap) that was forbidden.

    This modern world of women’s lib is so damn confusing for the creepy, ugly ogler.

  4. Jettomatika 5.14.2007

    Dear funklord,

    Please stop calling yourself an ogler.


    Your favorite basket case,



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