I only just want to attend to my dental fucking hygeine!
I am constantly bringing dental floss to the office and I am constantly losing said dental floss.
Look, this is just dumb, because this office isn’t that bloody BIG.
Somewhere around here there is a pile of about fifty cute little wee boxes of floss that have only been used twice or maybe even thrice. They are giggling and insulting me in a foreign tongue, I just know it.
Fuckers.
5.21.2007
You know what I’ve done? I’m hiding a bottle of mouthwash in the First Aid Kit in the gent’s bathroom at work. The other day someone walked in as I was closing the Kit’s lid, and I had clearly just put a beverage in my mouth. I spat it out quick smart, and then explained that, actually “I’m not keeping a hipflask in the First Aid Kit, it really is just mouthwash…”
Disaster.
5.21.2007
Daniel Mac, I have been meaning to ask/tell you: I’m totally your girl for phat harmonies/backing vocals whilst in Nyoo See.
In short, let’s record some shizzay, my fine fellow.
We will floss between takes. That will be totally hot.
ALSO, missyou,loveyou,meanit.
5.21.2007
Word up homez.
5.21.2007
*rock fist to the nth degree*
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