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Jett Superior laid this on you on || August 22, 2007 || 10:59 am

because j00 are needing to know

Right now, in this office, there is a spirited discussion going on about anorgasmia.

Oh, sweet and terrific Muffinasses, how I wish you could be here in this moment. Some things just defy explanation.

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  1. Shamrock 8.22.2007

    Oh boy. I mean Oh girl. As a native Vagino-American (where the heck did I hear that phrase ?) I am inexperienced with this anorgasmia but maybe I shouldn’t be worried about that. Sounds like something I don’t want. And btw, you also look like Jodie Foster at certain angles.

     
  2. Jettomatika 8.27.2007

    My loins just warmed for you. I fully heart Jodie Foster. I want to have her Closeted Lesbian babies for her.

     
  3. c 8.29.2007

    Ironically, I hear working diligently on making closeted lesbian babies is firm treatment toward rehabilitating anorgasmia.

     
  4. Jettomatika 8.29.2007

    I’m totally not anorgasmic. BUT, I did once date (AHHHHahaha, ‘date‘) a guy with it. He also had a sizable penis.

    So, let’s do the maths:

    Boy with anorgasmia+gifted loins=pretty happy Jett (for a while)

    He was pretty funny, too, so even beyond racktime it was a pretty happy matching-up. Eventually, however, I got frustrated and took it personally that he couldn’t climax (DESPITE MY INTENSE CREATIVITY). Last I heard, he’d sought the services of a Professional Woman to help cure him. Apparently it worked. She was of Filipino descent, so GO FUCKING FIGURE.

     
  5. Jettomatika 8.29.2007

    ….but maybe Jodie Foster is anorgasmic?

     
  6. c 8.29.2007

    should I check?

     

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