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Jett Superior laid this on you on || August 15, 2007 || 4:30 pm

true story.

Today there was a woman who was not blessed with height. She was making fun of this trait in herself, so I good-naturedly joined in and called her ‘Stubby’ once or twice. It was about a minute before I noticed that she was missing the index finger on her left hand; she had a stub there instead.

Hi, have we met? My name is Jett and I’m pretty much an asshole.

5 worked it out »

  1. MotherFury 8.16.2007

    I do declare. I believe I have just wet myself while laughing my ass off…

     
  2. c 8.16.2007

    been there, done that… glad I’m not the only one.

     
  3. skillzy 8.16.2007

    Did you point at her a lot when you were calling her Stubby?

    I had a buddy who was convinced this one armed girl in a bar was joking and just had her arm out of the sleeve. He even told her so…THAT’S an asshole.

     
  4. c 8.17.2007

    “i’m mashin’ beans up in here”

     
  5. Jettomatika 8.18.2007

    Mebbe so, but I got bail money in mah sock, muthafuckaaaa.

     

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