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Jett Superior laid this on you on || November 12, 2007 || 12:39 pm

Yet another lame pronouncement.

I have decided that, in the (unlikely) event that I become a (public) porn star, I would like my screen name to be Flexie Bell.

I’m a damn genius, I tell you.

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  1. MotherFury 11.12.2007

    Mine is supposed to be “Fluffy Clinton”…

     
  2. chris robinson 11.12.2007

    Suddenly I realize that I need a porn name too. Seventies porn music is playing in my head. Or maybe its the theme for “Shaft.” In any case, I desperate for suggestions.

     
  3. Shamrock 11.12.2007

    Mine was gonna be Bootsie LaMoreaux. That was using the old “name of your first pet + mom’s maiden name” trick. Mother, was that your recipe too?

     
  4. Haha. Ha.

    Ha.

     
  5. Jettomatika 11.12.2007

    Wait, were I to use Shamrock’s Method (pr0n title, pr0n tiiiiitle!) I would be named Russell SomethingIrish.

    Oh Lord.

     
  6. skillzy 11.13.2007

    Mine would be Housegit McEwen. Never ask a 5 year old to name a dog.

     
  7. redclay 11.16.2007

    girl i used to know called me smooth hard. not royalty in the pantheon of porn names, but she did swear it was accurate.

     
  8. Jettomatika 11.17.2007

    er.

    gack.

     
  9. MotherFury 11.17.2007

    Shamrock, no – I used first pet + street you grew up on.

    Skillzy… I think we might be related. by marriage, once or twice removed.

    *woo* scary the things you find out on the interweb.

     

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