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Jett Superior laid this on you on || February 6, 2008 || 12:08 am

She’s talking about WHAT??

This made me make a real ugly face while I was reading it. Do you know the face? It’s the one where I poke my puckered lips waaaaay out, kinda squint my eyes and raise my eyebrows up far, far into the heights of my fivehead.

I also made that little ‘tch’ing noise that your mother made on the now again when she was really, inexpressibly annoyed. Article courteously pointed to by Deebow over at Blackfive.

Politics smell bad, but I went and got my little “OMFG, I TTLY VOTED!!!” sticker today. Then a few minutes ago I foolishly went and looked at teh poll results, county-by-county, Hellabama in all its political glawwwwry. Holy shit, Huckaboob? REALLY? People. People, I voted outside my party because I think the Dem ticket is so fucking atrocious. OUTSIDE MY PARTY. I mean, it’s not like I’ve never done that before, but it was a more difficult decision back then.

AND HUCKABOOB TOOK THE STATE. Mother, I’m sure you are having kittens right about now reading this, but I didna vote for your pal Mikey. This in no way detracts from my fervent belief that the man cooks a mean pork steak. Please do ask him his secret spice blend. And thank him again for sending them along, will you?

DO I SOUND PANICKED IN THE LEAST ABOUT WHERE MY COUNTRY IS HEADED? I really wouldn’t want to alarm anyone or anything.

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