The parts I recall were stupendous.
Last night must have been a great one. I know this because I slept a thick and dreamless sleep, I’ve been unable to get enough water to slake my thirst today, and I just opened up Blogger to find that I wrote reams of gorgeous words about things like bear attacks and my father’s many adulterous affairs. Gorgeous, poorly-formatted words. I reckon even Drunk Beyond Oblivion cannot overtake the notion of criminality in hitting publish on something I’m not ready for teh world to see.
I was all, “I logged in to blog last night?” and then I saw that no, I indeed did not. It was at four this morning.
It all started as an innocent shopping trip. After I bought the bakery cake and had the bakery boy write Eat Me! on it in The Best Color Ever Invented…

:: photographic proof ::
…well, things just sort of got ‘wacky’. Maybe that’s all you folks need to know.







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