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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 21, 2008 || 9:14 am

assorted folk saying various things today

I was running late and asked Scout to tote my gym bag out to the Magic Superior Stealth Vehicle:

“I don’t know why you bother paying a gym membership; you could just wag this thing back and forth to the car ten times a day and there’s your dang workout.”

Shut up, kid. You own just as many hair products as Mommy. And three times the styling implements.

A patient making a lunch reco to me and Tess:

“Maaaaan, you guys should hit Grumpy’s. Their chicken and dressing is OFF THA CHAIIIIN today.”

Ryan, you see, is the quintessential Urbanized Redneck. And a damn fine quarterback. And when he turns twenty-one, Tess and I will take a roadtrip to his Mississippi college to help celebrate. Hijinx will ensue.

One of the top ten Best Things I’ve ever heard my boss say:

“You could take that girl, squeeze all the personality out of her and coat your right nipple with it. You’d still have more personality in your left nipple than she’d had in her whole person before that squeeze.”

My Doctor brings it, you folk.

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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