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Jett Superior laid this on you on || April 27, 2008 || 6:10 pm

our future has been scripted for us

Today Maxim romanced me by placing a twelve-inches-square box on the dining room/kitchen pass-through.

“Twenty-five pounds of rice. Ten bucks.” He tapped the box sagely.

We have a Chinese-made assault rifle and we’re all of the sudden stockpiling rice and beans. I swear the Superiors are gonna be revolutionaries before it’s all said and done.

5 worked it out »

  1. redclay 4.27.2008

    if you plan on keeping that rice awhile, you’re gonna have toast it some to kill the critters off.

    if you’re gonna eat it pretty quick, airtight and cool.

  2. Jettomatika 4.28.2008

    we have one of them space-age airtight sealer thingies. honestly, I think he buys in bulk just so’s he can play with it.

  3. Coelecanth 4.29.2008

    To see what you got you’ve got to add it up

    1 AK Clone

    2 Hoarded Food

    3 Large Family

    4 Unconventional Attitude

    5 Megalomaniacal Nom de Plume

    Hmmm, adds up to a compound in the country and trouble with guys with acronyms on their windbreakers.

  4. skillzy 4.29.2008

    I saw this picture and thought of this post.

  5. Jettomatika 4.29.2008

    Coelo: But we live in the city proper, so as yet you cannot say that you know the cutest cult leader, like, EVER.

    Besides, it’s not megalomaniacal iffin it’s true! I thought everyone knew that.



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