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Jett Superior laid this on you on || May 7, 2008 || 3:34 am

another sleepless one, folks

I realize that it is unreasonable for me to be angry at the bird outside the living room window based on the fact that I cannot sleep. I understand that he can no more suppress his cheery song than I can launch myself to the moon with a slingshot. I just don’t think it is a whole lot to ask that when (and only when) I can’t sleep and am trying to be civil and calm in the face of my stressful fatigue, NOBODY ELSE BE RETARDEDLY CHIPPER.

Not even birds.

5 worked it out »

  1. Coelecanth 5.8.2008

    Believe me, you won’t get any chipperness out of anyone round here. The missus and I have been snapping at each other like piraƱa in hot tub for weeks. Mind you, our lack of sleep is coming from a little bundle of joy with good lungs and no understanding of just now much Daddy NEEDS his sleep. Much easier to take than insomnia.

    Can’t suppress his song? Really? What the hell do you have an assault weapon for anyway? Lock and load and rock n’ roll already: no jury in the world would convict you.

     
  2. Jettomatika 5.8.2008

    Look, if I can’t walk around shooting people that annoy me, then I’m not gonna shoot a critter for the same infraction.

     
  3. Shamrock 5.8.2008

    I’d rather hear birds at 3:00 am anyday than have to listen to that love book song again ever in my lifetime.

     
  4. Jettomatika 5.8.2008

    You hate the color orange AND The Magnetic Fields?

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, ANYWAYYY???

     
  5. Shamrock 5.10.2008

    I didn’t hate orange, exactly. It disturbed me but I’m trying to work on it. I almost bought an orange t-shirt recently.

     

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