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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 12, 2008 || 10:36 am

extolling the virtues of good ale

“Any beer with a turtle playing a sitar on a label bedecked with flowers and a rainbow has gotta be good shit.

*smack, smack*

“They are making good beer in Athens, Georgia.”

He was referring to Terrapin India Style Brown Ale.

The hippie then respectfully read the label aloud to me, which described the aforementioned beerybeer as “….a head-on collision between a hoppy, west coast IPA and a malty English brown ale [ed. note: "God, Maxim, they make it sound so fucking queer"]. Brewed with five varieties of hops and seven different malts, this hybrid style represents the best of both worlds [ed. note: "Hey, I think their marketing department should have totally gone out on a limb and put, in all-caps, 'DAMN FINE MULATTO BEER, Y'ALL.' Pussies."].”

When I said ‘mulatto’ Maxim began describing this albino laydeh he’d seen the day before, recalling that upon noticing her he mused that “I feel bad for her, because I think people give that girl a lotta shit.” He came to this conclusion because of her body language.

We went from turtle beer to albino laydeh’s posture in four seconds flat. I can assure you that this dramatic shift in conversational flow is not at all unusual around here.

4 worked it out »

  1. Dean 9.12.2008

    I can tell you from personal experience that the beer is question is, in fact, good shit.

  2. Jettomatika 9.12.2008

    Yeah, I never doubt his beer judging prowess.

  3. Punk Rock Dad 9.12.2008

    Ales, Stouts, Porters……you had me at hello. Just what does opressed albino body language look like?

  4. Kellie 9.12.2008

    We don’t have fun beer like that in Mich.


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