ever the optimist
JETT: If you don’t cut it out, I am going to punch you in the dick.
MAXIM: With your MOUTH??
JETT: *sigh*
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2.4.2009
Can I use this line? I’ll pay royalties … not with my mouth, though.
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2.5.2009
This is a result of the training American males receive in Junior High. We just can’t help ourselves.
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2.5.2009
He is tragically funny, my Maxim.
Still, it might just get him stabbed one day. -
Hey, it works both ways. I read in a blog somewhere about a couple having a stupid arguement. In the middle of it the woman realizes that it’s a pointless, petty argument and she loses interest in continuing. She hauls up her shirt and says “Look, boobs!” He sputters to a stop and says “Good point.” Argument ended.
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That’s very gauche.
She could have at least said something creative like, “The girls just dropped in to say ‘Hey’!”
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fucking brilliant!
Does it ever work, though?
Looks like an additional page is going in the “playbook”.
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And…. Ten points to the Max.
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