Look. The only reason I asked Kristine to participate in my birthday carnival is because the girl is smoking hot and I’m starting the flattery now just in case I ever (decide to bat for the other team and) want to have a torrid and lusty affair with her one day. Also, she is married to a Jarhead, and I want to remain in the Marine Corps’ good graces; since I am married and not allowed to sally about with various Corporals anymore this is the easiest way I know to do so. Um, oorah?







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